Is my order confirmed?
Check the order page and your inbox, what’s the point of checking here? But if you are still confused like we always are, some spare-sage technology will make sure you will receive an email and an sms on order confirmation. Please contact our help desk (email@example.com or call +91 99 7055 4321), if you are still unsure, and we will get our assist-ants to help you.
When will you ship my order?
2 Business days. That’s the time we’ll take ok? The reality is, whenever you place an order, a bell goes off at our office, then we have a raging 2 day party and celebration for the new order, after which wake up hungover and ship the orders. Final delivery time will vary based on our motivation, transportation and your location.
No more daily worry about Delivery.
For online transactions above Rs.499, our shipping is like Dead Batteries…..It’s Free of Charge.
For shipping charges anywhere outside India please contact us on firstname.lastname@example.org
We ship the orders, but you want to track it? I think we need to Train you to get our puns.
I don’t want the package to carry an invoice/amount as it is a gift. Can this be done?
Unfortunately not. Invoices are mandatory due to Government regulations.
I have received a damaged product, what should I do?
The Journal of Neuropsychiatry & Clinical Neurosciences says that Puns are a sign of a damaged brain. But in case the Product you receive from us Brain Damaged folk is also damaged, please initiate a return by reaching out to us on email@example.com and we will resolve the issue to your satisfaction.
Where all do you ship?
We ship our orders across India. For shipping anywhere outside India on a chargeable basis, please contact us on firstname.lastname@example.org, aur hum foreign aapki madat karenge.